There is no such thing as female orgasm. I've had sex with dozens of women and it never happened.
Few people (especially women) would fail to see the joke in the above argument. Yet the same faulty logic, which takes limited subjective experiences as completely reliable indicators of objective general facts, seems to defeat the sense of humor in many music critics faced with evaluating the merits of new music. Consider, as representative examples, the following excerpts from three different music critics reviewing new or very recent music (italics are mine):
